How come anti jokes r funny

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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