- Anti Joke

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Women's rights.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident