- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

When is a door not a door? Never.

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