- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

ass.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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