- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why was the woman?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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