- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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