A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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child labor

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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