what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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