Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Your mom is so fat...

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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