How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

i have to pee out my ass.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

this is not a joke. jks

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Three black men were walking...

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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