Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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balls

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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