- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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