What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Adele walks into the stables

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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this is not a joke. jks

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Three black men were walking...

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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poopoo

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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