why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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