- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

penis

whats 69+2? 71

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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