How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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