- Anti Joke

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.