- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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