Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Jaden McMichael

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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