- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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