Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Knock, Knock ...

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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