Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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