There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

black people

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Take this and put it- No.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Woman's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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