Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

wanna hear a joke womens rights

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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