There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

You're welcome!

An irish man walks out of a bar

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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