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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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