Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

One time I masturbated by myself

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Penis

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

im a dragon, no im not

baby seal walks into a club

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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