- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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