Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Your Mom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Womens' Rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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