Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Dylan is gay

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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