- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Women's rights.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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