How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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I said I hate niiggers

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you are a åsshole :)

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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