- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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