What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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