Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A homosexual walks into a church

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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