a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Your mom is fat

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Anti Joke

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