- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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