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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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