- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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