- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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