- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's up brah brah

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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