Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Snooki

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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