Pain Olympics.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Chicken

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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