Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Well educated black man.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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