What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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I dislike old people.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Anti Joke

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