- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

whats worse than flunking math? death.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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