what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Time flies like a banana.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

womans rights

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Star Wars

Poop

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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