A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

I LIKE TURLES.

9:11 make a wish

whats better than shoes feet

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

whats funny? ebola and 911

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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