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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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