beiber i straight

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

oops

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Penis jokes.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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